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[Saturday
June 27th, at 1:44am] |
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HELLO INTERNET. I AM IN PENNSYLVANIA WITH MY BOYFRIEND. more specifically, in a little township called forks. it's right next to new jersey. jensen's mom enlisted us to dog-sit for her while she gets wasted in ireland for 3 weeks. so far, it is totally sweet for more reasons than I can possibly explain!
we've only been here a few days but so far we have accomplished MANY THINGS. allow me to tell you in detail about these things!
( THERE IS A LOT OF WORDS BEHIND THIS CUT BUT THEY ARE ALL GOOD )
synopsis for you illiterate fucks: I BROKE MY TOE, BITCHES IN ROLLERBLADES, FUCKING SINGING DOGS HOLY FUCK, MURDER BARNS, THE WII IS GAY BUT ALSO AWESOME.
I don't know, there is way more, and also a ton of pictures, but I need one of those fancy USB camera cables to upload them and jensen is a hooker and won't go find his cable and I'm an invalid now so I obviously cannot get it myself.
in related (and totally unsurprising news) I love the ever-living fuck out of my boyfriend and I am so thrilled that I get to have sex with him whenever I want.
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| I HAVE RETURNED |
[Wednesday
May 27th, at 11:53pm] |
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SHOCKING NEWS: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE LETS ME TAKE SILLY POST-COITAL PICTURES OF US WHILE WE'RE NAKED AND/OR SWEATY
can we talk about how much I love his wispy prepubescent chest hairs because SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, I LOVE THEM.
ALSO OUR EARS ARE BOTH 4G NOW SO WE CAN SHARE PLUGS AND IT SERIOUSLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY WHEN HE PUTS IN MY PINK SPARKLY PLUGS BECAUSE I THINK I SECRETLY WISH MY BOYFRIEND WAS A TRANNY GAY.
but I am home now and I seriously don't even know what to do with myself.
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| I am also eating tofu pizza |
[Monday
April 13th, at 2:09am] |
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I cannot stop listening to DM stith and playing portal. in fact, I have been doing both of these things without pause since I woke up this morning. I don't even care if I am like a hundred years late to the whole portal bullshit, it is currently turning my brain into delicious mush with its massive space-time continuum boner and I am enjoying every wonderful moment of it. also DM stith is a weirdo genius and I want to make out with his vocal cords.
I think I am an unhealthily obsessive person.
POSTSCRIPT: this shit also ranks extremely high on my obsessiveness meter:
look at my crazy eyes. I could totally kill a man.
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[Saturday
April 4th, at 7:20pm] |
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TODAY WAS GIANT PILLOW FIGHT DAY IN BOSTON (AND ALL AROUND THE WORLD, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, BOSTON)! HOORAY!
I'm watching pushing daisies, because I want to throw it in lee pace's poop chute. I'm also currently making matzoh ball soup like the jewess that I am. but it's taking forever. I mean really, what the fuck, soup? do you not understand I am a product of generation Y and I require instant gratification regardless of the effort I expend?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF I am so bored
GIVE ME FUNNY PICTURES OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
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| a mountain is a mouth eating up the sky |
[Sunday
March 29th, at 6:19pm] |
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I am eating instant kimchi noodle soup. HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS. this shit cost like a dollar and it's so spicy it's making my eyes water just from SMELLING IT. fuck I love kimchi so much. I really don't even know what else korea has done, or where it is on a map, all I know is that it's full of asian people and they created kimchi and for that I owe them my life.
in news unrelated to spicy things that are skullfucking my sinuses, I have been listening exclusively to music from canada lately. my hypothesis: canada is the new britain. Y/N/M? I would make an estimate that probably 40% of the bands on my ipod are canadian, which, logically, should make me 40% canadian by proxy. so, because I love all of you, and I love canada, and I love kimchi, and I am in a really loving mood today, I am going to seduce you into downloading my current favorite album by a bunch of weirdo canadians called bruce peninsula.
I guess they are like "folk" or "gospel" or something, although idk, "gospel" just makes me think of portly women in robes singing about jesus but this is not like that. it's a collective of somewhere around 11 people and they sing a lot of pretty harmonies, and there's a lot of tambourine and foot-stomping and weirdness. also, they have two drummers, which is 4 less than slipknot, but also 1 more than most bands, which means they are 50% more awesome than most bands, and 400% less retarded than slipknot (my math is flawless, shut your mouth). basically YOU CANNOT GO WRONG WITH THIS BAND.
Bruce Peninsula - A Mountain Is a Mouth
DOWNLOAD IT. SERIOUSLY. FUCK.
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[Thursday
March 19th, at 1:59pm] |
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FDGDJFSFSJD JENSEN GOT INTO BOSTON UNIVERSITY AND HE IS RETURNING TO BOSTON IN A FEW MONTHS AJFSADJASD UNFORTUNATELY THEY DID NOT GIVE HIM SCHOLARSHIP SO HE IS GOING TO BE PAYING OFF LOANS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE BUT I DON'T CARE I AM SO HAPPY ASDFAJgfgs.
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| I LOVE YOU TECHNOLOGY PLEASE DON'T EVER LEAVE ME |
[Thursday
February 19th, at 12:47am] |
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so a few weeks ago, my old laptop shit the bed in a very bad way, which necessitated the buying of a new computer. this new laptop is shiny and fast! and also (this is the point of my story) it has a built-in webcam!
I don't really have any use for webcams because everyone knows their only use is to show your genitals to the internet, and I prefer to show mine in public, in the presence of young children. so I did not previously realize how addicting and retarded these little pieces of machinery are.
( so here is how I just wasted like 3 hours on a wednesday night )
IN CONCLUSION: I need a hobby and/or friends!
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| hey look it's another internetular waste of time |
[Sunday
January 18th, at 2:33pm] |
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I made a music blog! because my shitty music taste requires a wider audience, obviously!
sparrowsfeet.blogspot.com!
it's fairly ridiculous how much of my consciousness is actually occupied by thinking about and discussing music so I figured this would be the most enjoyable solution (for me, mostly), plus there are already four hojillion music blogs out there already and I'm a born follower. EVERYBODY WINS. so far I have (unsurprisingly) posted the velvet teen but next up is vessels, a silver mt. zion, ceremony and casino versus japan.
ACTUALLY what is ironic is that I download most of my music from other music blogs, so really I won't be bringing anything new to the table, but if you actually like what I listen to then I guess, uhhh, you're in luck?
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| what the hell is going on here |
[Tuesday
December 30th, at 1:47am] |
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS
RI
DICK
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I AM SO HAPPY I COULD SHIT
THAT IS ALL
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| connectin thangs |
[Sunday
December 28th, at 5:05pm] |
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I have some questions about connecting things to other things and I feel that maybe the nerd populace of livejournal could lend me a hand here!
I would like to connect my laptop to my stereo, so I can play music RILLY LOUDLY. how would I do this? what kind of cable would I need? WHAT HOLE DO I STICK IT IN? also, alternately, I would like to connect my ipod to my stereo but I don't even know if that is possible. is it?
I want to connect my laptop to my TV! if it makes a difference, I have an asus g1 and uh, like, some sort of japanese flat screen TV. again: what cable? what hole? how do I shot web?
I realize I could probably find these answers after expending minimal effort using google but I am extraordinarily lazy! as well as completely technologically disinclined!
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| this is bullshit |
[Sunday
December 21st, at 1:55pm] |
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jensen has ruined music for me. I can't listen to eluvium now without thinking of being with him in florida, lying on his bed with his arm over the small of my back and his face buried in my neck while listening to eluvium and george satie. and then I miss him. THIS IS SHITTY AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
I get to see him again in a month, and I mean that is pretty soon, but STILL. A MONTH IS A LOT OF DAYS.
it's weird how I could mostly function without him until I realized how happy he actually makes me. now I am semi-retarded all the time. the worst part is that I never wanted to be like this with him, I never wanted to ~fall for him~ and be all ~sensitive to his needs~ and think about how ~great~ he is or whatever stupid crap I think about now. but I TOTALLY AM and it is simultaneously awesomer and more unbearable than I expected. uggghh you guys.
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| IT IS FUCKING SNOWING |
[Friday
December 19th, at 5:01pm] |
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HOLY SHITTTTTTT
I LOVE SNOW
I PLAYED IN THE SNOW WITH MY DOG MAYA
( I TOOK PICTURES )
SNOW IS FANTASTIC AND I LOVE IT. ALSO MY DOG IS CUTE AS SHIT. her new favorite hobby is to try and catch snowballs with her mouth! I crap my pants with cute every time she does it!
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| FORTY CAKES |
[Wednesday
December 17th, at 11:18pm] |
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I GOT TATTOOED TODAY! FOR FOUR HOURS! I SAT LIKE A FUCKIN CHAMP, EXCEPT FOR SOME PARTS WHERE I WHINED A LOT BECAUSE IT HURT!
we finished up my jellyfish and all I can say for now is what the fuck. I seriously don't know how I feel about it, but I kind of love its fluorescent hideousness. we also colored in some waves around my elbow but that part is pretty boring!
( HAY GUISE WUTS GOWEN ON N HEAR??? )
A SUMMARY: my jellyfish now looks like a candy raver freakshow; I do not fucking like getting my elbows tattooed, not even a little bit; I bleed pizza grease (this is not really a shocking revelation).
WELL, I am going to go pass the fuck out now. I am sure I will leave all sorts of vile, bloody smears of tattoo ink all over my bedsheets. HOORAY.
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| my boobs are now 50% more sparkly |
[Wednesday
November 19th, at 2:07am] |
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okay so I have wanted to get sternum microdermals forever, but since boston seriously drags its ass when it comes to body modification (tattooing wasn't even legal here until 2001) I figured I would have to go out of state to get one. but I have recently discovered that there are not one but TWO piercers in boston who are doing them now.
and one of the two piercers is the same one I've been getting regularly stabbed with needles by since I turned 18, so of course he was my first choice. plus he is so goddamn hot and fantastic with needles and I want him to touch my boobs, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity. thus begins my first not-quite-successful adventure with microdermals!
( some boring tl;dr bullshit and a couple of mildly NSFW pictures - blood, extreme closeups, and cleavage, HOORAY )
my chest is going to be one giant bloody bruise for the next few days. I'm flying to virginia tomorrow to spend thanksgiving with my parents, so I am sure they will totally appreciate the fact that it looks like I got hammered with a nine iron between my tits.
in unrelated news, here is a snippet of an aim conversation between myself and jensen, which should illustrate why I love him so much:
[01:22] me: goodnight
[01:22] jensen: goodnight fuckface
[01:22] me: I was about to call you fuckface
[01:22] jensen: awwwwwww L for love
[01:22] jensen: faggot
[01:23] me: die
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| GUESS WHAT |
[Tuesday
November 4th, at 11:12pm] |
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PRESIDENT OBAMA MOTHERFUCKERS
holy cocks, I think this is the closest I've ever come to feeling patriotic. GOOD JORB GUISE.
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[Tuesday
November 4th, at 10:57am] |
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| the dodos: great band, or greatest band? |
[Thursday
October 30th, at 3:45pm] |
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I am here to inform you guys of an important recent development. I LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT IS NOT THE VELVET TEEN.
have you ever wondered what would happen if the unicorns, the magnetic fields, sufjan stevens, the black keys, and beirut all had an orgy of brain sex and farted out a band? well, now you know: the dodos. of course, we know that all those bands did not actually have gay brain sex, because if they had there would be pictures of it on the internet by now. but theoretically.
here is a fairly boring video of one of their singles, called "fools." I like this video because it starts out all serious but towards the end it just devolves into sexual-face-making. ALSO, OH LAWD IS DAT SUM MOTHERFUCKING SHOES MADE OF TAMBOURINES???
( MOAR )
their whole album is god damn orgasmic!!! and because I learned how to share in kindergarten, I have decided to upload this album for you guise to enjoy. CLIQUEZ ICI!
The Dodos - Visiter
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| gief music plx |
[Sunday
October 26th, at 2:26pm] |
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INTERNET, I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. I used to be retardedly good at finding new music. like I would listen to bands before they even existed just so I could be cooler than everyone else. but since now all I do is play WoW and listen to the velvet teen and I've stopped caring about being cool, I've lost this useful music-finding talent. so this is where you come in.
what music have you been listening to lately? I am pretty picky but I want to like ~expand my horizons~ or something. so give me band names and then tell me what they sound like. or tell me what albums to download. or tell me what bands and/or albums changed your life. or just post pictures of cats.
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