I LOVE YOU TECHNOLOGY PLEASE DON'T EVER LEAVE ME
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Feb. 19th, 2009 | 12:47 am
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music: plants and animals - "a new kind of love"
so a few weeks ago, my old laptop shit the bed in a very bad way, which necessitated the buying of a new computer. this new laptop is shiny and fast! and also (this is the point of my story) it has a built-in webcam!
I don't really have any use for webcams because everyone knows their only use is to show your genitals to the internet, and I prefer to show mine in public, in the presence of young children. so I did not previously realize how addicting and retarded these little pieces of machinery are.
this whole debacle starts out innocently enough, with me taking some boring pictures of my assorted marine arm-creatures and indulging in some harmless vanity. (also yes I am aware that I look like a tool because I forgot to take off my headphones)
and then it just devolves into some horrible nightmare from which you can never wake OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
IN CONCLUSION: I need a hobby and/or friends!
I don't really have any use for webcams because everyone knows their only use is to show your genitals to the internet, and I prefer to show mine in public, in the presence of young children. so I did not previously realize how addicting and retarded these little pieces of machinery are.
this whole debacle starts out innocently enough, with me taking some boring pictures of my assorted marine arm-creatures and indulging in some harmless vanity. (also yes I am aware that I look like a tool because I forgot to take off my headphones)
and then it just devolves into some horrible nightmare from which you can never wake OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
IN CONCLUSION: I need a hobby and/or friends!
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emmaone
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 06:05 am (UTC)
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i thought i was going to see your genitals
I GUESS YOU ARE A CUTIE ANYWAY
ps LOVE YOUR SLEEVE FOREVER AND EVER
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etymological
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 06:16 am (UTC)
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_that_slut
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 06:25 am (UTC)
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P.S. what eyeliner do you use?
P.P.S You are amazing
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attacking
date: Feb. 21st, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)
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this is the eyeliner I use! I love it because it's awesome and cheap, although I got a different brush since the little brush it comes with is pretty sucky.
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marixxa
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 06:27 am (UTC)
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your friends = yourself
KEEP DOIN YR THING
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attacking
date: Feb. 21st, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
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thischarmingmai
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 07:15 am (UTC)
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date: Feb. 19th, 2009 07:21 am (UTC)
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lexiedear
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 01:30 pm (UTC)
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attacking
date: Feb. 21st, 2009 12:03 am (UTC)
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bispo
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 07:25 am (UTC)
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meeokie
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 01:29 pm (UTC)
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Also, I qualify as a hobby/friend.
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sleepatsea
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 03:00 pm (UTC)
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you have a dog, right? i didn't just make that up?
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attacking
date: Feb. 21st, 2009 12:05 am (UTC)
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sleepatsea
date: Feb. 21st, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
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but they are so cute.
i'm free almost all the time, so if you're ever free and bored and whatnot, just reach out and say hey! you can comment on any of my journal entries or any replies, because i get email alerts.
hooray! just make sure it's before the end of march, because i'm leaving the country!
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date: Feb. 19th, 2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
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vertebrae
date: Feb. 19th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
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GUESS I'M OFF TO KILL MYSELF NOW
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date: Feb. 20th, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
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date: Feb. 21st, 2009 12:03 am (UTC)
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101mhz
date: Feb. 21st, 2009 01:29 pm (UTC)
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attacking
date: Feb. 21st, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
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chelseaellen
date: Feb. 22nd, 2009 04:57 am (UTC)
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